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Twenty-something year old, disgruntled writer, Predominantly gay, spoken for

shawtynug:

Relationship goal: to welcome you home every day naked with a packed bong.

(via rnarijuanas)

"What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."

(via shes-a-hero-you-see)